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04/22/05

Well, you're back. Good for you! Here's the deal:

Well, once again, we nabbed a 4/20 show. Since we'd like to get the shit part out of the way, here it is: Unfortunatly, it turns out that one of the proprietors of Sound & Fury records is a dick. Alas. Having informed no one that there was a time limit to the show until minutes before we went on (and failing to put a fire under the ass of the opening band, who waited about 30 minutes because one of thier girlfriends was running late and then ran long), we were forced to keep the set short. Alas. Also, when Pete, The Doc, Greg and Lakis from I Will Kill You Fucker went WAY too far over the line and actually said "Hello!" and "Thanks for letting us play here." to the dick in question they all got exactly what they deserved when he walked right by, blatantly ignoring them. Alas.

Ok, that's over with. Now for the good shit: As always, we'd like to extend an endless stream of thanks to Cam and Tress for being our patron saints and for just being totally awesome people. They put up with us (and our buddy Andrew who came out and gave us a hand), fed us, got us the show and then partied with us until way too late. Also, thanks go out to the always radical I Will Kill You Fucker (whom we may or may not be playing with this sunday again - for info on that, just check the shows page...if it's not there by Saturday night, we can't make it), and Dog Assassin...and yes, even the opening band (whose name escapes me). Also, thanks to Matt (Mac?) from Sound & Fury Records for hosting us at his establishment. He is a totally nice guy, and is in no way reflected upon by the actions of his partner, Captain Self-Righteous. So again, thanks a million ya'll.

I guess that's about it for now. Oh, be sure to check out the links page for some new shit, the pay pal thing is gettin' there, and make sure to check the shows page a bunch over the next week or two, as we have some shit to add, but need a little more info first. Thanks again for giving a shit.

04/08/05

Welcome back, welcome back. We're glad you've chosen to stop by whilst traveling the internet. Really, it's just great. Have some tea, pull up a chair. Here's the news:

Well, we've added another show to our endless world tour (read: no one likes us. Please, book us more often!), so as always, check the shows page for that shit. It's a little light on details right now, but we'll expand on it before the weekends out, we swear. Speaking of getting around to doing shit...

WE FINALLY FUCKING DID IT!!! Sort of. We promised that we'd get the pay pal thing done, and we did! Of course, you can't acess it from this site yet, but we'll have that up real soon too, along with pictures of all the merch, and hopefully, a little bit of a change with the buttons on the site so that it's more intuitive. Speaking of which, we've added a new email address specifically for merch orders as well, which can be found on the contact page. So if you want to order shit, that's where to look.

Ok, well, I guess that's it for now. No time for anything witty, just take a look at this. It's fantastic on so many levels, that you'll have to shit.