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12/31/03 - YEAR IN REVIEW SPECIAL! "You fucks didn't get shit done this year did ya?" Hey, we made it 2500 miles from Cleveland, didn't we? Man, you fucks are demanding.
A tip from all of us (Ok, both of us) here at Population Reduction to help ensure that you have a very happy new years' eve: If you're having a party at your place, demand a dry cleaning deposit up front from everyone. Also, have them sign liability wavers on the way in.
Seriously folks, look forward to a great year in metal in '04...drink one for us, assmonkeys. Happy new year! ~ Population Reduction
12/22/03 "You fuckers aren't a band." No I swear, we are...really! "Bullshit, cattlefucker. So why don't you have anything up on the shows page?" That's a very good question. The good Doctor X is back east until the 29th, and as soon as he's back the band will be leaving no stone unturned in search of the live gig. We will keep you posted, in regards to that. Also, for the three or less of you reading this, we'd be VERY happy to play shows in any of the following locales at the drop of a dime: Anywhere in or around the bay (SF, San Jose, Sacramento, Santa Rosa, shit...as far north as Eureka, and we'll be there), LA, Las Vegas, Reno, you know all that shit. We will of course take pretty much anything else you can give us, but we may need more notice for stuff farther away. Oh, and FOR FUCKS SAKE, THE MP3's ARE ON THE DISCOGRAPHY PAGE!!! Please, take them with our compliments. Keep an eye out for old show flyers, more photos, live video clips and more, all in January. We are not shitting you. And don't forget, no matter what the TV tells you, CHRISTmas is, in fact, a religious holiday. Yes it is. Yes...it...is. ~ Population Reduction 12/15/03 Oh No! Bad news, ladies. The Jigsore Records comp has been postponed, due to a lack of funds! Money's tight all over ya know, but Matt over at Jigsore assures us there'll be a fund raising show or someshit in the near future, which we should be playing at. So at least that's cool. More on that as we find it out. Also, everyone go to Jigsore's website (on the links page) and buy stuff, so they can get money, and subsequently get the comp out. We'd really appreciate it. Other than that, We'd like to say that everyone should also check out the Schnauzer link on the links page. We've been listening to Schnauzer all week, and you should be too. KONYA FOR PRESIDENT!!! That's about it. ~ Population Reduction 12/09/03 Hello. How's everyone today? Real good we hope. We're fine, thanks. So it's official, we are indeed going to be on Jigsore Records' new comp, and we should be playing at the release party for it as well! Details as they develop. In addition, we should have the Postal box real soon, and as soon as we do, we'll have ordering info for all that good shit we have on the discography page. Speaking of the discography page, more of you should be checking it out. We're too stupid to have a "media" page, or something labeled "sounds" or anything else that makes fucking sense, so that's where you'll find our mp3's for right now. Please take them. We want so desperately to be loved. ~ Population Reduction 12/04/03 "What news, traveler?" you ask. Well, sorry that it's been a while since the last update, but we all have things to do, ya know. After a short trip to New York City for some holiday debauchery with family and friends, Peter Svoboda is back on the West Coast and the band is gearing up for some exciting shit! There's a possibilty that we'll be on a new comp, so we'll keep ya posted on that. Also, there are some new links on the links page, so be sure to check 'em out. Ordering information for everything will be up right soon, we swear...we just have to wait for the post office to get back to us, and then it's on...at least we hope it is. That's really up to you all, now isn't it? Stay tuned, ladies, the shit is about to hit the fan. ~ Population Reduction
