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02/28/05

We know, we know...you're sitting there thinking "Where the fuck have you douche bags been?!?! Can't I leave you assholes alone for one fucking minute?!" And you'd be right. We're sorry. But we're back, and here's the news:

Well, first off, we'd implore you to check out the shows page. There's a bunch of new shit up there, and with any luck, even more to come, so as always, check back often...if you want to see us that is. C'mon, you know you love it.

On the album front, we're doing a shitload more mixing this week, so we're moving along at a steady pace. We know it's taking a while, but shit, ya'll should know how shit goes with us by now. Seriously, we're plowing ahead with it to turn out the best fuckin' album that we can for your consumption, and eventual regurgitation into the dollar bin...because everyone loves to score an album that only kind of sucks for a dollar.

Well, you know, t-shirts are already available at shows and you can contact us for them as well (Jacob, sorry! We're workin' on it!), blah, blah...you know the deal.

We know you're all just waiting for this anyway.

02/07/05

February is upon us ladies, and the news, as ever, knows no bounds:

Well, first off, we just put up some more photos from our time at Closer Studios, courtesy of Rob (last name and website pending). We couldn't be more ecstatic about the results, and we're looking forward to working with Rob again in the near future. The nature of those yet-to-be-snapped photos is top secret, and cannot be revealed until a later date. Don't you just love politico-style double speak? I sure do.

The mixing is coming along very smoothly on the album, and we're hoping to have it wrapped up by early March, at which point we'll be shopping it around to see if anyone is stupid enough to release it. I hear that the entire Time Warner empire is making some pretty shitty business decisions these days, so maybe they'd be interested...Also, we may be enacting a little site redesign in the near future, so that the site is a little easier to navigate for the new arrivals to this site. You know, having something that says "Media" or something so you don't have to go dicking around looking for the mp3's and shit. Again, we also, have t-shirts ready for your consumption, and we're gonna maybe try to rig the page up to work w/ pay pal or someshit. In the meantime, if you want one, just drop us a line.

Well, shit there's probably more to say, but it's not even 10am, and I'm barely awake. I'm sure that all will be back to normal after that morning cup a' joe.