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03/27/05

Ah hahahahah! Yeah, fuckers! You've waited and waited (or more likely simply feigned interest to our faces, but we appreciate it nevertheless), and here it is, the news:

The album...wait for it...is complete. That's right, ladies, that long awaited piece of fucking shit is mixed, mastered and ready to be distributed to people all across the globe for use as a coaster or dog toy. Well, that's not quite accurate. It would be foolish to allow your dog to play with plastic that's fragile enough to break and get lodged in thier throat...but I digress.

In all seriousness folks, we're really happy with the way that it's come out and we'd like to send our most sincere thanks and appreciation to Chris and Aleah for the expert engieneering and the use of thier toilet. Don't ask. Really though, if anyone out there ends up thinking that we're anything other than total shit as a result of this album, we have Chris to thank. So thanks, Chris.

But, as ever, this is seemingly just the beginning: You see, we've yet to secure a label to put this fucking thing out, because we're total douch bags. But never fear, gentle reader, we're quite confidant that we'll find someone to release it soon enough indeed.

Other than all that, we're gonna have that PayPal shit up this week, and we're gonna try to reorganize the site pretty soon so that it's a little more intuitive. That's be nice from us for a change, eh? We'll get a picture of the t-shirt up too, so that you can see what you'd be pissing your hard earned cash away on. Soon, we swear

Alright, the dog has to shit, and this is long enough already. So check back soon, and there'll be more shit. And stuff. ~ Population Reduction

03/10/05

Just a quick update, ladies. Pete's intenet service will be down for about a week, so we didn't want to miss the chance to let ya'll know about PATFEST this friday (tommorow, the 11th). Us, Born/Dead, Voetsek, Second Opinion and a shitload more, all down in Half Moon Bay for your enjoyment. Also, we've got an ETA of two weeks until the new album is fully mixed, so keep an eye out for that. In addition, we should have PayPal access on this site, so you can easily buy our merch...again, give it about a week, so Pete can take care of shit. Other than that, the 4/20 Reno show with I Will Kill You Fucker is now confirmed, so we'll have updates on that show and more. Anyway, with the lack of the net, I'd suggest that all of you Bay Area denizens go hang out in the gorgeous weather we're having. If you insist on staying on the net (and what's the point of the net if not to check out our site, anyway?), the maybe you should go play this game, because it fucking rules. ~ Population Reduction