News ~ Old news items have been placed in the archives.

05/18/05

Well, we're back again. "You're not updating this shit at a fast enough rate to keep up with my boredem, you fuckin' assholes!" you're thinking...well, that's like, your opinion, man. Here's the news:

This past Sunday at Murda Dubbs Warehouse in East Oakland was totally rad. We'd like to take a minute to thank Clint and the other kind folks from Acts of Sedition for puttin' us on the bill. Unfortunatley we had to split before Walken's set, but Acts of Sedition were fuckin' hard fuckin' core, as were Greyskull. We're glad we got the opportunity to rock out with them on thier last day of tour.

Now for the future...once again, we've got nothing booked in the near future! Shit! Feel free to do your part - we're fun loving approachable guys. No, really. We are. Book us. You want to. You know it. We love you.

Well, as much as I'd love to regale you all with the tales of how the pay pal thing (as well as a few other long overdue site corrections) are seriously getting done, my socks and dishes ain't cleaning themselves. So just look at this and ignore what they're saying. Then, throw a party in your living room and invite us to play. We'll, like, totally be your BFF. Fucker.

05/05/05

So. It's the fifth day of the fifth month of the fifth year of the second millenium after a more or less arbitrary point in the past. Forget it. Here's the news:

The show last weekend at SPAM Warehouse was rad. We were really stoked to play with such an awesome line-up, we finally got to meet a few people in the flesh with whom we've had on going email correspondence, and we scored some pictures in a (very) recently burned out van. A special thanks goes out to Rob and everyone else at SPAM for hooking us up with the show. The show was really well organized and things sounded pretty damn good, and we hope that those fine folks will have us back over to thier place soon. Oh, and bearing high praise and merit for (quite literally) holding our entire set together goes out to The Vasectinator. (By the way Andrew, I've dubbed you "The Vasectinator" ~Ed.)

On a sadder note we have to let everyone know that despite what you may have read on the internet or heard, we are NOT on the Phobia/Rotten Sound bill on Saturday May 14th. They decided it would be better to have five totally awesome bands instead of four totally awesome bands and us. Seriously though, Killed in Action from our old stommping grounds of Ohio are on tour and have taken our place on the bill. That makes a lot of touring bands on that bill (all of whom are awesome!) so we expect to see all of you there in force. We know we'll be there, and on the plus side, we can now get drunk. I mean really drunk.

Other than that, well, you all know the routine. The pay pal thing IS technically complete, but we're having some trouble getting shit to look right, so it'll be a little longer yet (in case you didn't know, we code this entire site by hand, which combined with our utter lack of ability with HTML makes for a whole lot of fuck ups). It's on the way. Really. Uh, was there anything else? Oh yeah, take a look at this. Gross.