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11/24/03 Ladies and Gentlemen, the wait is over. The results of the now infamous "Impromptu photo shoot on the beach sometime after midnight with a rotting mammal corpse" are up on the photo page (along with a minor page redesign) for your viewing enjoyment! So enjoy them. Any suggestions as to what the fuck it is are welcome. We added a bonus pic for ya as well. Other than that, we've got some good shit in the works...the new tunes are coming along nicely, and with any luck we'll have some recordings of them...uh...soon. Just putting the finishing touches on getting back into the swing of things, and then we'll begin soliciting shows. On that note, we'd like to have a bassist/vocalist for these, but we ain't gonna let that stop us...we never have before. So if you're interested in the position drop us a line via the contact page. Same goes for anyone wanting anything. At all. Sky's the limit. Really. ~ Population Reduction
11/21/03 Well, tommorow makes forty years to the day that Kennedy was assasinated. What was the most basic result of said assassination? There was one more bloated mammal corpse on earth...but it's still not as cool as the one we have pictures of! That's right, the mammal corpse pictures have been developed, and if we do say so ourselves, they are neat...and we still can't tell what the fuck it is. Oh well, with any luck they'll be up this weekend, so be sure to check out the photos page. Other than that we just want to remind everyone that the audio clips are available for your pilfering pleasure on the discography page, and that, to nobody's surprise, we are having a little trouble getting the video clip up. But it's a-comin'. We should have patches available soon, and ordering info for all of our avaialable trash will be up very soon as well. So there ya have it. Time for a sandwich. ~ Population Reduction
< 11/17/03 Welcome back all! How's everyone doing today? Good we hope. Well, there's more to report, though little of relevance, but I guess you're all catching onto that by now. Three new songs have been officially completed and are ready to record. As of this writing there are only two titles though, "Punching Zombies in the Face" and "Amish Meth Dealer"...both inspired by movies we enjoy. Also, the promised band shots with the now infamous mammal corpse have been dropped off at the photo joint, and will be up on the site shortly, if they came out at all. So that's that. Other than that happy news, we are looking to hit the studio soon and get some shit in the can so that we can release it for your listening, uh, lets say enjoyment for lack of a better word. More details on that as they develop. Also, we are starting a mailing list, so go to the contact page and write us an email saying "Junk Mail Please" and we will be able to keep you updated. Recipies, video clips, butchered sea creatures and more, all on the way, all for your enjoyment. Ain't it grand? ~ Population Reduction
11/11/03 Good news! The mp3's are up on the discography page. Since that page looks fucked up now too, we feel that it's safe to post the biography for all to see as well. Added a few new links to the link page, so be sure and check those out...speaking of which, if anyone out there wants to link to us, go ahead. If you'd like us to link to you, let us know. We're plyable people. As for the fucked up looking web pages, well, deal with it. A solution is in the works, but for the moment, this is how it is. Remember, we never promised anyone professionalism. That's usually reserved for the motivated. The only other thing to add is that Doctor X ralphed about 5 times tonight...4 during practice and once on the way back. It seems the culprit was food poisoning induced by the ingestion of a veggie wrap purchased at the neighborhood mega superette. No camera was available, but if you'd like us to post photos of the good doctor spewing, email us and let us know. I assure you we can make it happen. ~ Population Reduction 11/10/03 Well, it's monday again, and you're thinking "Where's all that shit you promised us last week, fucknuts?" Well, it's not ready yet. Oh, c'mon, you've been disapointed by your parents, teachers and idols all your life, by now you should be jaded enough to know that we'd be no different. Unlike some of the aforementioned role models, however, we always deliver on our promises, even if it's a little bit late. So it's all coming. Seriously, it should be up by tonight...and if it's not, feel free to make use of the email address on the contact page to tell us how you think our lack of ability was really what killed jesus. We appreciate your input. In other news, we are fully back in the swing of practice and will be soliciting gigs shortly. Also, we're on the hunt for a bass player now, as our most recent one's assholery exceeded tolerable levels. Vocal ability a plus. Ability to answer the phone and show up for practice a super plus. No crackheads. Ok, well, maybe if you're really good. ~ Population Reduction 11/03/03 Population Reduction. It's not just for metal anymore. ~Population Reduction
More news ladies, more news. Don't you just love this time we get to spend together? We do. Anyway, by this time next week we should have the bio up, as well as the promised MP3's and video clips. But wait, don't pass out with excitment just yet...(gasp) there's more! We decided that once you have to start thinking about the last time you practiced on a geological scale, then it's time to just suck it up and hit the fucking hourly rooms...and we're doin' just that! Be afraid universe, this means that the shows won't be far behind. Also, in a few weeks we are thinking about setting up a recipies page, which will have some instructions for scrumptious vittles from Peter Svoboda's own kitchen! This may never happen, but our intentions are good.
