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11/30/05

Ok, look, I'm really sorry, alright? Ya know, planning a tour, organizing a record, designing shirts, getting a CD out and playing shows takes up a lot of time. So does updating a website. So I haven't done it in a while. What can I say, the bitch about DIY is that you actually have to do it yourself. Here be the deal:

Well, the West Coast Tour '05 is a go! Sure, some of the shows cancelled, shit fell through, etc..., but all is now a go. All the information will be on the shows page so you can steer clear of us when we come to your town! The updates to this site will be more frequent once we get back, cross my heart and hope to get high, honest.

While we're out on the road, you will be able to score one of our limited to 50 tour edition of the "At The Throats Of Man Forever" 7" EP, as well as the CD version which contains the 7", our 2001 "Terror Tactics" demo, a live radio show from Ohio, and more! No shit! All that courtesy, as ever of the mighty Tankcrimes Records. Also, we'll have some bitchin' tour posters (fuck, did I really just write "bitchin'"?!), and new t-shirts featuring all original art by the single coolest human that ever graced us mortal losers with her presence, Becky Cloonan. Becky's got a ton of new shit coming out soon too, so check here shit out ASAP. Word.

Also in the DIY vein, I've gotta go get my own damn breakfast. We sincerely hope to see ya if we hit your town, and if there are any changes regarding show info/updates while we're on the road, I will do my damndest to get that info up here stat, so keep checking back. We've got a million people to thank for the roles that they have selflessly played in helping to get us on the road, but that can wait 'til we return. For now, onward to pancakes. Yeah, pancakes.