News

10/28/03
"So where the fuck have you assholes been?" you ask, and rightly so if I might add. Well, just dropping a line to let you know that we came up with a bio, which will be up on the bio page, we promise. We tried putting it up, but alas, we fucked it up. Is it coming across that we have no idea what we're doing? I sure hope so. Anyway, so we got that, and we have some mp3's uploaded, and are working on getting them available for your listening enjoyment. We weren't kidding about the video clips either. Gonna try to get a news archive up as well, if sufficient brain power should become available. Also, we got some kick ass photos on the beach this weekend posing with some kind of half eaten mammal. We couldn't find any kind of discernable head, so you be the judge, although we're pretty sure it's not a person.

Anyone in the bay area, please be aware that we are looking for a reasonable monthly practice space right now as well...so if you need someone to split, or just know of something, please drop us a line through the email address (on the contact page, as you might imagine).We swear we're a real band. (NB - This does not imply a good band.) ~ Population Reduction

10/22/03
Well hello again. We have recently received word from Nasty Nate, holder of the official "Really Tall Guy That We Drink With" award, that at least one person had trouble playing one of the Promo CD's we handed out at the Phobia/Cripple Bastards show the other night. Is this a sign that we are fucking fools? Is Nate drunk? Or does the person in question just have a shitty CD player? If you were at the show, and got one of the promo CD's, please, email us (see the contact page) and let us know if it worked or not. If it didn't, we'd be happy to kick you a new one...just drop us a line and we'll let ya know where we'll be drinking this weekend, so you can pick one up.

In other news, we should be having MP3's and Video clips up on this site shortly! So keep an eye out, and you too can swipe some free shit off the net! And unlike SOME fuckers that have made the news recently, we won't sue ya. In fact, you would make us as happy as a racing hound on meth. Really. We love you all. ~Population Reduction

10/18/03
Welcome to Population Reduction's long over due web page! We've recently relocated to San Francisco, California, and as such are in the process of getting our shit together. Our patented combination of being both lazy AND stupid makes tasks such as this, which most primates of a higher order can accomplish with unparalleled ease, difficult for us, but we're trying. Bear with us. In the meantime enjoy all of the shit on the site and check back often, because there will be all kinds of good shit on here. We swear. ~Population Reduction