News ~ Old news items have been placed in the archives.

09/18/05 - UPDATE

Howdy ya'll...just wanted to drop you a line to let ya know that we've finally gotten around to putting up an mp3 for download off of the At The Throats Of Man Forever 7"...it's the same one that you can hear on our Myspace shit, but here you can actually download it. So have fun with that. As ever, you can find it on the Discography page.

09/09/05

Welcome back ladies! I know, I know...you rely on us for a large portion of your internet related entertainment needs, and we haven't been keeping up with the updates. But all your life your parents, teachers, priests and gods have failed you, so why expect any thing less from us? Here's the news:

First we'd like to encourage everyone to come out to one or both of our shows in the bay this weekend...unlike last weeks debacle with Skarp and Countdown To Armageddon (Both of whom slayed on all levels), we may actually play this time too! For any interested persons who were at that show, we got the shit back, plugged in, and everything worked fine. Go figure. The information for that shit is, as ever, on the shows page, which will be updated pretty soon, but not this second, because I firmly believe that procrastination isn't just a virtue, but an art form.

Also, we've started planning a West Coast tour for late fall/early winter '05 (ie - Pete: "Hey, you wanna do a West Coast tour before the year's out?"; Dr.X: "Uh...sure.") We'll let ya know the specifics when we know what the fuck it is we're doing. Since transitional sentences have never been one of our strong suits, we'd like to also let you know that you can very soon expect the slightly less pimped out second pressing our 7", courtesy of Tankcrimes...that's right, the first pressing in gone! If you want to get it, there are various distributors who are carrying it online, and several independent record stores that have it as well. As always, you can help us with beer money by buying one from us at a show. Hint, hint.

Sitewise, I realized just now that I failed to like up to the archived news items from May through August. That's been fixed now, so if for some reason you'd actually want to go back and re-read any of this drivel it's up there. What do want, it's not like I get paid to update this damn thing, and I drink. With zeal.

Oh, and Becky, if you're reading this, you are the coolest person that ever was, and I totally hope we become neighbors one day too! And we wouldn't dream of using any other artist...not only are you the most talented individual to ever walk the face of the earth, but it is only through a talent so great that a turd as stinky as this band could be made to look good. You rock. Everyone, click the link on Becky's name, and buy all of her comics, because they rule, and she is the hardest working woman in show business. Comics is show business, right?

I think that's about it for now. To sum up: Scurvy Dogs are touring Europe starting next week (if you are there, you are expected to go!), Pete quit his job, beer is now scientifically proven to be an acceptable substitute for exercise, and Sepultura's first three albums still rule...thus, all is right with the world.