Write a Bio for Population Reduction ~ Go on and get back to where ya came from!

The Contest

The deal is simple, ladies. Write a bio for our band.

Rules

1) The bios can be as long or as short as you like.

2) The bios can encompass as little or as much actual fact as you see fit.

3) What you submit should really be your own original work.

4) You may send as many different entries as you like.

5) Sending cash along with your entry WILL influence the judges in your favor.

Details

Please submit entries either in the body of an email (No attatchments please!) to band@populationreduction.net or snail mail to the P.O. Box indicated on the contact page. All entries will be reviewed by us and a panel of mostly impartial, probably drunk judges. Punctuation and grammar do not count. Please include whatever name you'd like to appear with the bio, so we can give you credit. Also, make sure you leave an email address or phone number where we can contact you, should you submit via something other than email. The contest ends when we inevitably realize that no one is ever going to send anything to us.

Prizes

There are none, really. We'll put your bio of us into what will hopefully become a monthly rotation of bios, assuming that anyone wastes thier time with this asinine contest to begin with. Depending on available funds, (and the number of entries we recieve) if your bio for us is selected (which submission virtually assures) we'll send you a bottle of hot sauce, selected by hot sauce afficianado and mediocre guitar player Peter Svoboda!