Links

Population Reduction on My Space - Our My Space thing. Everyone has one, and now we do too, because we want to be just like everyone.

Come Get Some - Classic independent horror. We're gonna be on the soundtrack to the sequel!

Magrudergrind - Ass kicking grind fellows from Maryland. We're doing a split 7" with them! Hopefully.

Estrigious Studios - Artists of ultimate pain and home on the web of Becky Cloonan, the one responsible for the art on this site and our CD covers. If you like comics, then look no further.

Defy Design - Web maestro of the Apocolypse, Chris Rodemeyer. He got us on the web.

All Things Zombie - We love zombie movies. A whole lot. There is no better site on the net for all of your Undead needs.

Whitehouse.org - Have you ever told lawyers from the Office of the Vice President to fuck off? Well, these guys have, and we think it's cool.

Schnauzer - Cleveland legends, Schnauzer. The best live show on earth and much, much, much, much, much better than us. Get all of thier stuff RIGHT NOW.

Virtual Autopsy - Are you a medical student? No? Well, you can pretend to be one with this! Also good if you are into nasty shit, or taking tests you aren't qualified for.

Jigsore Records - Grind label/distro from the bay area. Go on and check that shit out.

Lennon Studios - Best hourly rehersal rooms in the Bay. Providing SF musicians with a great place to tune up since forever. Tell Alfie and Smokey we say hi.

Yoko Kikuchi - The most dangerous woman on earth, and good friend to Peter Svoboda. Let her wow you with her web-tastic wonders.

Omnibus, Ltd. - R&B Promoters from Tokyo, Japan who stopped in our practice room one day and liked what they heard. They are the first people in any hemisphere to like what we play, and we love them for it.

Noisick Records - Home of the Unholy Grave tribute mini-CD with us doing "Be Born Poor" on it! Also contains tons of other fantastic bits of grind awsomeness.

Unholy Grave - Internet home to Japanese grind legends Unholy Grave. They rule harder than us, and they rule harder than you.

Grindcore.com - What else needs to be said? Fucking Grindcore, that's what.

Mr. Levine's Sixth Grade Science Class - In The Name of Science, Goddamnit!

Mutual Abuse - They may not be able to buy beer, but these bay area fellas will treat ya as nice as a grande iced whisky.

Ghoul - Even though they hail from the bizarre badlands of Creepsylvania, the thrash attack of this fearsome foursome frequently finds it's way to the bay. Seriously, this shit comes with our fucking HIGHEST recommendation.

Jena Carpenter - High Priestess of the Circus Arts. An old friend from Ohio, Jena defies death for a living, can bend herself into positions that would be the envy of most toilet snakes, and best of all, she'll teach you to do it too!

Lucifer's Hammer - A legend in the Bay, these crazy folks have been getting shows for top flight, small time Metal acts for a long time. Head on out any given tuesday, and you may just catch us there getting drunk.

Hep-Si - Murderous Bay Area punks who rock the fuck out while striking fear in the hearts of anyone who received a blood transfusion or solid organ transplant before July, 1992.

Strung Up - Check out these badass motherfuckers, ASAP...they're tight as shit, they put on one hell of a live set, and are just some all around nice fellas.

Fire Girl - The best site on the net for all of your hotsauce ordering needs. They even have a full refund guarantee for you just not liking what ya bought. Put Hot Sauce on All Your Food.

Metal Heads Against Racism - Everytime you see some fascist asshole at a show, just remember, that fuck wad doesn't speak for all of us.

Guitars Not Guns - We try not to get too serious about, well, anything, but this is a damn fine secular charity that anyone of you axe grinders out there can lend a hand to.

Scorched Earth - Seattle based Old School Death Metal with a touch of Doom and Thrash for good measure. Great folk with great tunes, and great gear. Check 'em out, ASAP.

Black Goat - Are they Black Metal? Thrash? Doom? In fact, they're all that and more! San Francisco is a better place now that these guys are back together.

Voetsek - San Francisco Awesome-core. That's it.

Death Tribe Radio - Bay Area internet radio station, encompasing all things metal. Some of the best playlists on the net.

Impaled - For medical malpracticioners who perform lots of unneccesary surgery, these guys are awful friendly.

The 101 Rules of Black Metal - There are actually only 99 at last count, but this is a great example of what some stupid fucks can do if they piss away all thier time...kinda like our band.

Northern California Metal Underground - Great internet resource for, you guessed it, Northern California Metalheads...uh...underground.

The List - Frankly, the preeminent show listings page. Use it to find out what show you can tell us you're going to instead of ours!

Nunslaughter - One of the better known in the cadre of totally fucking awesome bands that bear the Jim Konya seal of excellence.

Shut Up, Little Man! - Without a doubt, the best thing ever. Recordings, comic books and death certificates revolving around the legendary gay/homophobic alchoholics, Pete and Ray. The number one source of inspiration for our band, and our lives, you dirty little man. I am the human race!

Insanity - Old School Thrash/Death Metal from the Bay Area. Recently reformed, this is mandatory listening for fans of Slayer, Napalm Death and Sepultura.

Operation Clambake - Internet resource dedicated to exposing the most dangerous cult on the planet today, the proper name of which will not be printed here because it's a fucking registered trademark!!! This 1991 Time Magazine cover story is worth a look too.

Zombie Infection Simulator - Ever wondered how an attack of the undead on a random city might unfold? Find out safely with this! Also contains links to variations on the original program.

Pornolize.com - Whoever bothered to script this site desrves the Nobel Prize for Awsome. Type in the URL for any site on the net and watch it become a filthy debaucherous disaster.

Top 50 Ways To Annoy A Metalhead - Clearly written by someone in the know, this list is an example of what can be done with the internet once you're done masturbating.

Blown To Bits - Super Intergalactic Whirlwind Fireball hardcore from the bay, checking this shit out should be at the top of your "To Do" list.

Three Ring Records - Record label run by the one and only Chris Cline, producer, engineer, Mac consultant, dog lover, Pete's neighbor and an all around great guy.

Closer Recording Studios - A quality recording establishment in the heart of SOMA. Affordable 24 hour lockouts. Our experience with the room and the owners was just great, and we'd recommend it for your next project.

Gouge - San Jose Grindcore maniacs. Show a little love for these two-man grind commandos.

Death By Excess - Death by Fucking Fantastic is more like it. Check 'em out or die!

Brains4Zombies.com - People who take the time to make things like this make us feel much better about our own obsession with the udead.

Dog Assassin - Internet home of Reno's priemere Political Punk rockers. Fantastic tunes, and fantastic people, ya'll had best get yer asses to this website ASAP.

The Straight Dope - They say the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked, so Cecil Adams (self-proclaimed World's Smartest Man) will attempt to answer just about any stupid question you can come up with. Examples of what he's answered here are: "What's supposed to happen when you land of Free Parking in Monopoly?"; "Can sumos retract their testicles inside their bodies?"; and "When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?"

I Will Kill You Fucker - The world's premiere Aviator Party Grind band. Sludgy and grind-as-fuck, this two-man domination machine will wow you with both cinema and sing-alongs. Check that shit out and unleash the wrath of West Oakland's fury!

Creative Waste - The only known grind band from Saudi Arabia, and seemingly, fans of ours. Remember it's important to support grind from countries with extreme, power-mad, right wing governments. Like these guys. And us.

Tankcrimes Records - The best record label in the fucking world. Serving as home to such awesome bands as Deadfall, Strung Up and JTB and the Malnourished, Tankcrimes had a perfect streak of releasing only a-list shit until we got Scotty all doped up and he put out our stupid record.

Wagenschenke - According to babelfish, Wagenschenke means "dare-give." Regardless of translational accuracy, this site has two of the best flash games involving an alchoholic that we've ever seen. Check 'em out while you're supposed to be working.

Dream Bitches - New York's priemere Anti-Folk assassins. Thier ability to walk through solid objects and explode human heads using thier latent psychic powers is matched only by their catchy harmonies and unique song writing. Trust me, they'll be huge soon enough, so you should probably hop on the wagon now, so you can hold it over your friends later.

Scurvy Dogs - One of SF's most ass-kickin' bands, these maniacal fucks are never to be missed. Fellow brothers in Clan Tankcrimes, these crazy fucks are doing hardcore the way it was meant to be done. Fast, loud, and drunker than hell.

Skarp - Seattle's finest crust/grind commandos. Playing a truly unique style of metal, the eight-fisted fury of this band is enough to make Idi Amin turn over in his grave...and they're adept at dodging flying bottles of Baccardi to boot!

Guitar Shred Show - This shit is so awesome, that it's made me belive that world peace IS possible after all. Follow the adventures of "Mr. Fastfinger" as he simultaneously teaches you to shred, and frees the Tapping Dwarves from the evil Demon Accordion's spell with his powerful virtuoso rock. I'm not making this shit up, man, go get zen with this shit NOW!!!

Springbreak! - Frankly, the best motherfuckin' band in the world. Jaccuzi, USA's own fearless party grinders will destroy your fucking face! FACT: If you don't like listening to this band then you are the biggest posuer in the world.

Dysmorfic - Italian Grindcore Commandos, and our tour buddies! Fantastic band, and fantastic dudes, you do NOT like grind if you do not like this band.

Andrei Bouzikov - Good friend, good man, great artiste. One sexy motherfucker, you should be checkin' this shit out ASAP!